The uglier the rock star, the better the music. You ever get an eyeful of Jimi Hendrix? Keith Richards is so ugly, it’s like his nose has tennis elbow. Jack White looks like an anorexic vampire. Thom Yorke looks like the muppet Beaker.
Pete Townsend looks like a character from “Lord of the Rings”. Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes could guest star as a Geico caveman as is. The Doobie Brothers always looked like they were in the middle of a heated Mustache contest. You don’t see too many close up shots of Bob Seger. The record company was like, how about you grow us a big old beard?
Steely Dan? It’s like Donald Fagan’s chin is throwing a punch at his nose. Walter Beker’s caricature is a picture of the Grinch who stole Christmas.
Phish looks like four guys who walked on stage fresh from an Elk’s Club meeting in Buffalo. All I’m saying is you throw 30 pounds on Bono and U2 would rock harder.
Why stop there, what about slash or roger waters, or your boy doughty. It's at the root of their talent, "focus" less pussy better mind.
ReplyDeleteI can't get passed the Doobies, mustashe rides anyone.