BUMPER STICKERS I'VE BEEN WORKING ON:
3 and a Half Flaccid
S.U.V. Souped Up Vagina
Group Sex Referee ( Comes with a little man in a ref outfit holding a bottle of lube)
My other car is your Mother's Datson
Swerving cause I’m Burping the lizard.
“Tailgate?” is that another Tiger joke?
Are you sure you’re not from Central Square?
Sorry if I’m driving kinda weird, wait... what were we talking about?
Making Nose Beard look cool since 1982.
Not unlike car crashes, human crash and burns under the watchful eye of the American Media which has been on a strict diet of Amphetamines and Caffeine since OJ, now has another contestant to feed on and those bastards are eating it up. He crashed his car obviously trying not to get hit by a 3 iron in the face again, his balls are still probably black and blue. People are wondering why he hasn’t been seen in public. The guy’s probably got a sack of ice on his sack of ice, and can’t walk. Why do you think he was passed out. He got one in the Jackson with a piece of iron. I don’t know about you but whenever I got caught cheating, I got whacked in the balls one way or another, once a knee, twice a slap, the graze shot hurts ten times worse. This is how I see it, the shit hit and he was in denial mode big time, then the voice message hit and she grabbed a club and thumped his junk, he went swollen nuts in hand for the car but passed out from the pain and stomach ache and hit the fire hydrant. His cock is still probably growing a finger on it from that shit.
